Common belief holds Santa to be a resident of Greenland, though this in fact a recent mistake. Misidentifying the regions is an outcome of consciousness manipulation in Claus' revisionist stratagem, tying his operations into the current fashion for all things 'Green'.
Together with Piter Mandelson, Nicholas Claus has been involved in smears against the Green Party, preventing them from securing a political foothold. Documented fact of the BNP's racism correlates with Santa's anti-Semitism and refusal to employ jewish elves. By rigging the BNP's rise to power, Mandelson and Claus seek to subvert contrasts in fringe party politics and reinforce the two-party system perception. Also, hes a right cunt inni. Cutting off organised Green politics movements and delivering them to obscurity, they were then be free to co-opt Green themes into their own agendas.
Intel shows us that this has already begun. Santa's links with Al Gore and the so-called global warming movement divert attention away from the smoking gun: Project Whitewater. Gore's stocks and shares in TRON Technologies funded their use of fusion reactors to melt polar icecaps. This also involved propane and propane accessories and the removal of Antarctica's Mount Walton was the first casualty. At Gore's behest, Santa took global water levels to a new precedent. As a cover, He doctored photos of Galactus, Unicron and Thor using the Earth as a football and placed them at the scene. Mr. Werther's original study concluded, "Because of deforestation, there are no trees in the Antarctic, but the weight of evidence suggests there never were."
At LapTech Labs, Santa's agent provocateur Bea Campbell aided by ex-doctor David Southall, developed a hypodermic needle allowing for injection of tomatoes into any printing press. This explains why the Green Party has celebrated the arrival of Campbell in their ranks. As a Santaist, it is suspected her allegiance will knock a powerful blow to the party's chances. The General British public regard her as an immoral scapegoating fibber and molester of adults. To a lesser extent, Greens have been manipulated away from global issues, splitting their ranks. Spokesperson George Monbiot was manipulated during a heavy dose of constipation by Santa, into believing he had a large bomb in his belly. This would be triggered on his visit to one of the planet's more beautiful landscapes if he did not speak out against the 9/11 Truth Movement. The lie was revealed shortly after Monbiot ingested some high fibre apricots, but by then the damage had been done.
References
Daniels, J. (1973) Santa, Capone and Chicago's Bootlegging Legacy, Bargain Books
Curtis, A. (2007) St. Nicholas and the Nazis: From Santa to Swastikas, BBC
Showing posts with label marketing and propaganda. Show all posts
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Thursday, 10 December 2009
The Rockstar Games Controversy
In 1993 a Northern Irish woman called Maisie Patterson, secretary of the Harrison Ford Official Fan Club, campaigned for the actor's release. Santa, getting wind of her activism, turned her into digital actuary signals and put her in the game Grand Theft Auto III. "Imprisoned as the wee Norn Irish bag lady who threatens to put something through yer windies if you nearly run her over", a spokesperson remarked. Amnesty International are campaigning to Rockstar Games for medical treatment and her immediate release .
Wednesday, 9 December 2009
(iii) Santa and The Entertainment Industry
Case Study: Tom and Jerry
In the 1950s, Santa returned West and began pursuing his agenda through a new medium, television. He seduced the children of William Hanna with Coca-Cola 'fixes' and threatened to disclose this to the FBI. Hanna and Barbera were thus blackmailed into making a cartoon which represented His own take on sex and relationships. The result was Tom and Jerry. On the surface it seemed a harmless cartoon where the prey got the upper hand against its predator. In fact it represents Jerry as an overtly homosexual mouse with sadist transvestite sex drives. Unable to form normal relationships, he seeks sex with a cat called Tom, in appearance a devoutly heterosexual male, but in fact a closet homosexual. Unable and unwilling to express his true sexuality, he resorts to violence towards Jerry. The mouse is compliant while Tom gives release to his masochistic side, sharing in the dominant-submissive cycle in receiving violence at the end of every cartoon. This is the only way he can get an erection, as Hanna/Barbara later admitted before the Senate Subcommittee on Juvenile Delinquency. The content of these shows were to lead to sweeping censorship laws of comics and animation which would last four decades. The content of these shows, scripted by Santa himself, are telling clues in His relationship with his wife and children in His charge.
Celebrity links
Through the years Santa has cultivated a number of deals with Hollywood to promote retroactive continuity of a kindly image. However, behind the scenes these links within the world of the arts celebrity have had dire consequences. Santa drove Karen Carpenter to weight loss and unsubstantiated insinuations persist that he molested singer Bjork when she was a child. The Obama administration has exhumed the records of John Wayne, a personal friend of Claus for clues.
Mick Jagger was an acolyte, and as odes to Grandfather Frost composed 'Sympathy for the Devil', and named an album "Their Santanic Majesties Request", misspelt by Decca Records as 'Satanic'. Santa was furious with Belzeebub over the incident and bound and exiled him to a fictional dimension where he was known as Ross Kemp. When movie star Harrison Ford stumbled upon Claus' contacts in the Reagan White House, he had him frozen in a Lapland vault and replaced with an impostor.
His friendship with Rupert Murdoch and ownership of shares in Fox and CNN have facilitated maintaining power and control in recent times. Doctor Who producer Russell T. Davies has been cleared recently of the charges against him of partaking in Santa's bizarre orgies involving satyrs (half-men, half-goats). Simon Cowell and Louis Walsh are still under investigation, particularly since the photographs of Cowell in a beard and spectacles disguise emerged. The late Johnny Cash, whose ditty "Folsom Prison Blues" alludes to the singer's previous assasination attempt on Nicholas, is being decoded for intelligence purposes.
In the 1950s, Santa returned West and began pursuing his agenda through a new medium, television. He seduced the children of William Hanna with Coca-Cola 'fixes' and threatened to disclose this to the FBI. Hanna and Barbera were thus blackmailed into making a cartoon which represented His own take on sex and relationships. The result was Tom and Jerry. On the surface it seemed a harmless cartoon where the prey got the upper hand against its predator. In fact it represents Jerry as an overtly homosexual mouse with sadist transvestite sex drives. Unable to form normal relationships, he seeks sex with a cat called Tom, in appearance a devoutly heterosexual male, but in fact a closet homosexual. Unable and unwilling to express his true sexuality, he resorts to violence towards Jerry. The mouse is compliant while Tom gives release to his masochistic side, sharing in the dominant-submissive cycle in receiving violence at the end of every cartoon. This is the only way he can get an erection, as Hanna/Barbara later admitted before the Senate Subcommittee on Juvenile Delinquency. The content of these shows were to lead to sweeping censorship laws of comics and animation which would last four decades. The content of these shows, scripted by Santa himself, are telling clues in His relationship with his wife and children in His charge.
Celebrity links
Through the years Santa has cultivated a number of deals with Hollywood to promote retroactive continuity of a kindly image. However, behind the scenes these links within the world of the arts celebrity have had dire consequences. Santa drove Karen Carpenter to weight loss and unsubstantiated insinuations persist that he molested singer Bjork when she was a child. The Obama administration has exhumed the records of John Wayne, a personal friend of Claus for clues.
Mick Jagger was an acolyte, and as odes to Grandfather Frost composed 'Sympathy for the Devil', and named an album "Their Santanic Majesties Request", misspelt by Decca Records as 'Satanic'. Santa was furious with Belzeebub over the incident and bound and exiled him to a fictional dimension where he was known as Ross Kemp. When movie star Harrison Ford stumbled upon Claus' contacts in the Reagan White House, he had him frozen in a Lapland vault and replaced with an impostor.
His friendship with Rupert Murdoch and ownership of shares in Fox and CNN have facilitated maintaining power and control in recent times. Doctor Who producer Russell T. Davies has been cleared recently of the charges against him of partaking in Santa's bizarre orgies involving satyrs (half-men, half-goats). Simon Cowell and Louis Walsh are still under investigation, particularly since the photographs of Cowell in a beard and spectacles disguise emerged. The late Johnny Cash, whose ditty "Folsom Prison Blues" alludes to the singer's previous assasination attempt on Nicholas, is being decoded for intelligence purposes.
Tuesday, 8 December 2009
(ii) Marketing, Associations and distributing the reality narrative of Coke
A mass of documentary evidence shows that Santa lost control of his Iceland homeland when he was permanently exiled in the fifteenth century. Since then, he has been seeking to regain the territory. The Trade Partners UK Information Centre and Who Owns Whom discovered Mary Claus secured a controlling interest in the Iceland Plc Store Chain in 2002. Displaced refugee elves often arrived in the stores, which MI5 suspects had been designed as one-way traps. Cage baskets were viewable through the entrance which locked behind them, and so their only exit point was under cover of these baskets in-store. The majority of elves never even made it that far. The Claus infiltration was detected by the Icelandic Baugur Group shortly after and they threatened to depose Him when the consortium bought them out. He retaliated with aggressive measures seeking to destabilise the country's economy in 2008. This is just one example of a retail corporation as conflict site in a larger historical tapestry.
The distinctive red, black and white Coke button is more typically seen en masse worldwide. From lights in Times Square to Superbowl commercials and Olympic Sponsorship. It is placed at the tip of bullets produced in Colombia and powers the Industrial Light and Magic hologram at Andy Warhol's grave. The Coke Museum run by bottlers Emboslava in Nejapa, supported by religious tax exemption status, offers pilgrims 'Child Jesus' stigmatas (temporary tattoos). Inspectors for Public Health and Social Assistance condemned this 'Smiling Santa' as a lethal skin rash. The Ministry of Agriculture agreed saying, "the same spiritual results can be gained from eating fish."
The distinctive red, black and white Coke button is more typically seen en masse worldwide. From lights in Times Square to Superbowl commercials and Olympic Sponsorship. It is placed at the tip of bullets produced in Colombia and powers the Industrial Light and Magic hologram at Andy Warhol's grave. The Coke Museum run by bottlers Emboslava in Nejapa, supported by religious tax exemption status, offers pilgrims 'Child Jesus' stigmatas (temporary tattoos). Inspectors for Public Health and Social Assistance condemned this 'Smiling Santa' as a lethal skin rash. The Ministry of Agriculture agreed saying, "the same spiritual results can be gained from eating fish."
Monday, 7 December 2009
Section I: Marketing and Propaganda: The Coca-Cola Connection
(i) The Coca-Cola Connection
Employed to a management position by Joseph Pemberton in the 1890s, Santa moved to the United States. As has been well documented, He discovered the full potential of cocaine in Coca-Cola and proceeded to addict children to the medicine, a trick replicated by his clients Sigmund Freud and Edward Bernays in tobacco distribution. Using the full funds and technology at the Coca-Cola company’s disposal he was able to fly around the world in one night and put cocaine in children’s stockings. In his red suit, Nicholas was to become the face of White Rock beverages and Coca-Cola, referred to as Santa Claus thereafter. Cocaine was removed from the formula in 1903 and replaced with talcum powder instead.
The range of operations of Claus-Krampus Plc has been accelerating rapidly since the creation of Fanta in the 1940s and has perpetrated the Nazi legacy since. In 2002, Fanta was controversially linked with the white slave trade and island brothels. In April of this year, vice police sent their fifth confirmed report to the US Department of Justice strongly advising a sting operation, and relocation of the inmates to Guantanamo Bay. A shipment of polar bears brought to the island by a cruel gambling ring, had died in the extreme heat.
Laboratory analysis of Fanta by the Cophenhagen Institute reveal a predilection towards traditional methods of manufacture. Fanta is a concoction of two main elements: Snow, removed from the icecaps and 70% trace urine. New forensic evidence supplied through studying the sexual violation of rheindeers and elves unmistakably link it to that of Santa's phallus Mjolnir. Among the children of El Salvador, exposure to the raw untreated sugar cane has resulted in dehydration, thirst, lung damage, bee-stings and ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder)
HRW (Human Rights Watch) reports state Claus-Coke's child supply chain should be removed and the situation monitored, with recommendations for alternative support programmes. In 2004, the UN condemned harvesting in El Salvador and Lapland as the most dangerous uses of child labour. Claus-Coke responded in 2008 stating it is working towards finding a solution. Furthermore, they recommended that something should be done about the child labour issue. They pledged 20% of their budget from Mexican expenditure (their global highest) towards a solution. However in intervening years, shocking reports emerged that trucks bearing the brand insignia and Nicholas image' were covertly engaged in people trafficking and bound for Nejapa in El Salvador.
Dangerous acidity with toxic levels of carcinogen cadmium and kidney failure have been linked to these products by the Joint Parliamentary Committee in India. In Kaldera, rivers run dry up to 47% of the time, owing to Claus Industries process of 02 hoarding. Companies House informs us that Claus subsidiary Krampus Caps has responsibility for pumps and irrigation. In 2001 the CEO appeared on Democracy Now with the following statement,
When asked by Amy Goodman about the drought and damage to water levels, and the link with social unrest, Krampus had this to say on corporate social responsibility,
Krampus also has responsibility for Columbian plant management.
As historical appendix to this section, it is worth mentioning a retail related incident from 1958. Staff at Sears Roebuck in Colorado Springs with anti-McCarthyite agendas, stumbled upon links between Santa and the Continental Air Defense Command. The confidential information was then published as a 'Santa Hotline' which children were encouraged to ring on Chrsitmas Eve. It was not until after Boxing Day, when authorities returning from vacation that they sought to spin the story into an "accidental misdial" and promote a Santa tracker as a public relations device. That Christmas Eve almost brought Russia and The West to push their red buttons. Norad was created soon after, to equally placate the public and Russia, yet it too served its own ends. The staff at that store were relocated, to parts unknown.
Employed to a management position by Joseph Pemberton in the 1890s, Santa moved to the United States. As has been well documented, He discovered the full potential of cocaine in Coca-Cola and proceeded to addict children to the medicine, a trick replicated by his clients Sigmund Freud and Edward Bernays in tobacco distribution. Using the full funds and technology at the Coca-Cola company’s disposal he was able to fly around the world in one night and put cocaine in children’s stockings. In his red suit, Nicholas was to become the face of White Rock beverages and Coca-Cola, referred to as Santa Claus thereafter. Cocaine was removed from the formula in 1903 and replaced with talcum powder instead.
The range of operations of Claus-Krampus Plc has been accelerating rapidly since the creation of Fanta in the 1940s and has perpetrated the Nazi legacy since. In 2002, Fanta was controversially linked with the white slave trade and island brothels. In April of this year, vice police sent their fifth confirmed report to the US Department of Justice strongly advising a sting operation, and relocation of the inmates to Guantanamo Bay. A shipment of polar bears brought to the island by a cruel gambling ring, had died in the extreme heat.
Laboratory analysis of Fanta by the Cophenhagen Institute reveal a predilection towards traditional methods of manufacture. Fanta is a concoction of two main elements: Snow, removed from the icecaps and 70% trace urine. New forensic evidence supplied through studying the sexual violation of rheindeers and elves unmistakably link it to that of Santa's phallus Mjolnir. Among the children of El Salvador, exposure to the raw untreated sugar cane has resulted in dehydration, thirst, lung damage, bee-stings and ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder)
HRW (Human Rights Watch) reports state Claus-Coke's child supply chain should be removed and the situation monitored, with recommendations for alternative support programmes. In 2004, the UN condemned harvesting in El Salvador and Lapland as the most dangerous uses of child labour. Claus-Coke responded in 2008 stating it is working towards finding a solution. Furthermore, they recommended that something should be done about the child labour issue. They pledged 20% of their budget from Mexican expenditure (their global highest) towards a solution. However in intervening years, shocking reports emerged that trucks bearing the brand insignia and Nicholas image' were covertly engaged in people trafficking and bound for Nejapa in El Salvador.
Dangerous acidity with toxic levels of carcinogen cadmium and kidney failure have been linked to these products by the Joint Parliamentary Committee in India. In Kaldera, rivers run dry up to 47% of the time, owing to Claus Industries process of 02 hoarding. Companies House informs us that Claus subsidiary Krampus Caps has responsibility for pumps and irrigation. In 2001 the CEO appeared on Democracy Now with the following statement,
We've conferred with community reps at Kaldera and Plachimada-ha-ha. As a reward for their hard work, we were moved to place farmers with 'Ways to Lunch'. This is a new program aimed at improving the area by providing free fertiliser made by our factories. It will supplement the availability of local produce. We've also instituted a number of management positions for locals so that all will celebrate the Great Feast of Saint Nick! Its so Christmassy, its Turkey, its going to be a gas!
When asked by Amy Goodman about the drought and damage to water levels, and the link with social unrest, Krampus had this to say on corporate social responsibility,
Ho-Oh-No. I've been down there and personally expected the pumps myself. I will of course be commissioning the very nice Teri and her hard-working and independent study board to re-evaluate the problem. I over-saw the pump installation and supply lines myself. If people are fighting, its because they can't get enough of that great great taste! Jubilate Deo!
Krampus also has responsibility for Columbian plant management.
As historical appendix to this section, it is worth mentioning a retail related incident from 1958. Staff at Sears Roebuck in Colorado Springs with anti-McCarthyite agendas, stumbled upon links between Santa and the Continental Air Defense Command. The confidential information was then published as a 'Santa Hotline' which children were encouraged to ring on Chrsitmas Eve. It was not until after Boxing Day, when authorities returning from vacation that they sought to spin the story into an "accidental misdial" and promote a Santa tracker as a public relations device. That Christmas Eve almost brought Russia and The West to push their red buttons. Norad was created soon after, to equally placate the public and Russia, yet it too served its own ends. The staff at that store were relocated, to parts unknown.
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